Johnny Test Theme Song

Author's Notes: written for lorenz' birthday on bsky but forgot to post. i am a horrible wife.

"And here... is where the, for lack of a better term, magic happens," Lorenz crooned as he opened the heavy door to a room decorated in all sorts of leather dyed into various rosy hues. His fingers elegantly ran through his aubergine locks as he led his former classmates into the room.

The silence that hung heavily in the room was telling. Surely, they were all stunned or perhaps so impressed that they couldn't articulate their thoughts!

Surprisingly, sweet, lovely Marianne was the first one to speak up. She moved towards the wall where various crops, gags, and other apparatuses hung. Her eyes flickered towards the table that was tucked away in the corner. "Lorenz?"

"Yes?" "...Do you not engage in... pony play?"

He blinked. "Pardon? Pony play?"

Marianne frowned. That was all the answer she needed.

Leonie tsked as she stepped towards the wall as well. Her work-worn fingers ran along the smooth, shiny leather before she tsked again. "Really, Lorenz, I would have expected better quality equipment from you. These are pretty to look at, sure, but they'll break down after a couple of uses! Are you maintaining them--"

"Well, I haven't had the opportunity to--"

"You just said that this is where the magic happens!" Lysithea cried out. She flung her hands out dramatically before placing them on her hips. "Don't tell me you spent your coin on something as ridiculous as this when you didn't participate in the kink!"

He coughed.

Claude, unable to contain it anymore, burst into laughter, and eventually Hilda joined in. Ignatz shuffled towards the humiliated Lorenz and offered an obligatory "It looks very nice," before offering to ask if his merchant brother could help him find better quality equipment.

Raphael hummed before finally offering his piece. "I didn't know you had so many dogs, Lorenz!"